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Holy Disorders is a 1945 mystery novel by the English writer Edmund Crispin, the second in his series featuring the Oxford professor and amateur detective Gervase Fen. The novel is set during the Second World War. The title is a reference to Chaucer.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't you use \"Beef stew\"as a password?","punchline":"Because it's not stroganoff.","id":307}
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