{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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Glenn Langan was an American character actor on stage and films.
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